Todays joke.

[wombatie]

A guy goes into a pet store and buys himself a Cockatoo that talks.

He gets it home and all he does is swear very loudly.

The guy tries and tries to teach him other words but no all he want to do is swear.

After five days he's had enough so throws the bird into the freezer.

Two hours later he gets him out.

OK, OK I promise I will never swear again.

Now tell me, what did the chicken do?

 

Marg

[meflick]

- Whatever works right.

[Scrolling Steve]

Marg,Marg,Marg !    

[WayneMahler]

Love this one.  

[amazingkevin]

A guy goes into a pet store and buys himself a Cockatoo that talks.

He gets it home and all he does is swear very loudly.

The guy tries and tries to teach him other words but no all he want to do is swear.

After five days he's had enough so throws the bird into the freezer.

Two hours later he gets him out.

OK, OK I promise I will never swear again.

Now tell me, what did the chicken do?

 

Marg

Over my head???

[Lucky2]

Cute one Marg, thanks for the chuckle.

Len

[meflick]

Over my head???

Kevin - it took me a bit to get the joke too - finally clicked in - there was a "dead" and frozen chicken in the freezer - as many people often have in their freezers. 

Course around these parts, the Cockatoo could have also said "now tell me, what did that "squirrel" or "rabbit" or "deer" do as well.  (No hunters at my house so none of that in my freezer  Just chicken!)