Old Dust Posted October 6, 2011 Report Posted October 6, 2011 THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH.. � A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. � There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. � There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before. � If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. � Onced and Twiced are words. � It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! � Jawl-P? means Did y'all go to the bathroom? � People actually grow,eat and like okra. � Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that. � There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper. � John Old Dust Quote
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