Old Dust Posted January 7, 2012 Report Posted January 7, 2012 A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had ‘disappeared’. The somewhat irate wife called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: “Where the hell are you?†Husband: “Darling, do you remember that jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and I said, ‘Baby, it’ll be yours one day’?†Wife, with a smile and blushing: “Yes, I remember that my Love.†Husband: “Well, I’m in the bar next to that shop.†John Old Dust Quote
Clayton717 Posted January 8, 2012 Report Posted January 8, 2012 Good one but it won't be funny for him when his wife gets there Quote
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