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Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
Medical Term    Redneck Definition
Artery    The study of paintings
Bacteria    Back door to cafeteria
Barium    What doctors do when patients die
Benign    What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section    A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan    Searching for Kitty
Cauterize    Made eye contact with her
Colic    A sheep dog
Coma    A punctuation mark
Dilate    To live long
Enema    Not a friend
Fester    Quicker than someone else
Fibula    A small lie
Impotent    Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain    Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff    A Doctor's cane
Morbid    A higher offer
Nitrates    Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node    I knew it
Outpatient    A person who has fainted
Pelvis    Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative    A letter carrier
Recovery Room    Place to do upholstery
Rectum    Nearly killed him
Secretion    Hiding something
Seizure    Roman Emperor
Tablet    A small table
Terminal Illness    Getting sick at the airport
Tumor    One plus one more
Urine    Opposite of you're out
 
 
 
 

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