Rob Roy Posted October 18, 2014 Report Posted October 18, 2014 One afternoon, a wealthy Scottish lawyer was sitting in the back of his huge limousine when he saw two pathetic looking men by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked the men "why are you eating grass?". "We don't have any money for food," the first man replied. "then you must come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer. "But sir, I've got a wife and three kids here," said the man. "Bring them along !" replied the lawyer. The second man exclaimed, " I got a wife and six kids!" "Bring them along as well", the lawyer proclaimed as he headed back to his big limo. They all climbed into the limo, and once under way, one of the men expresses, "Sir you are far too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you". "The lawyer replied, I'm really happy to do it.You'll love my place, The GRASS IS A FOOT HIGH!!!. . Rob Roy. aubec, keefie and amazingkevin 3 Quote
keefie Posted October 18, 2014 Report Posted October 18, 2014 Now tell the TRUTH Rob, it wasn't a Lawyer was it - it was YOU !!!! :evil: wombatie and Rob Roy 2 Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted October 18, 2014 Report Posted October 18, 2014 HAA haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I have a mower called the wife. Rob Roy 1 Quote
amazingkevin Posted October 18, 2014 Report Posted October 18, 2014 I see were feeling out oats again! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote
wombatie Posted October 19, 2014 Report Posted October 19, 2014 :lol: :lol: TYPICAL SCOT. :lol: :lol: Marg Rob Roy 1 Quote
Rob Roy Posted October 20, 2014 Author Report Posted October 20, 2014 (edited) :lol: :lol: TYPICAL SCOT. :lol: :lol: Marg You're welcome to come and eat my GRASS anytime Marg. ( As is everyone else). Rob Roy. Edited October 20, 2014 by Rob Roy wombatie 1 Quote
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