Getting Married??

[keefie]

Young guy was getting married, so he went to his dad for advice, and dad said "Start as you mean to go on son, just make sure she knows who wears the trousers"

So, on the honeymoon night he took of his trousers, threw them at his bride and said "Put them on". "They are too big for me": she said. "Just you remember that" said the hubby.

So she took off her panties and threw them at him, and said "Put them on". I'll never get into them" he said. "Yes, and you never will until your attitude changes"

[LarryEA]

First lesson.....

[wombatie]

Thats his lesson learnt.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Marg

[amazingkevin]

O.M.G.

[Rob Roy]

I think I've heard that phrase somewhere before Keith.           .

Rob Roy.