keefie Posted November 7, 2014 Report Posted November 7, 2014 The telephone company needed to hire four more telephone pole installers and the choice came down to two from Poland and two Irishmen.So the boss met both teams and said "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most poles gets the job."Both teams headed right out. At end of the shift, when the two Polish guys reported back, the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said it was tough going but they'd put in 12.Forty-five minutes later, Paddy and Mick came back in, totally exhausted."Well, how many poles did you guys install?" said the bossMick wiped his brow and sighed, "Paddy and me, we got three in. "The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Polish blokes put in 12!""Yeah," said Mick, "but you should see how much they left sticking out of the ground. " bobscroll, lawson56, Rob Roy and 2 others 5 Quote
Rob Roy Posted November 7, 2014 Report Posted November 7, 2014 Good one Keith. Makes a change from us Scots getting slagged. Rob Roy. keefie 1 Quote
lawson56 Posted November 7, 2014 Report Posted November 7, 2014 Love it! It's been changed from City Boys & Rednecks.Fantastic Joke! :rofl: :thumbs: :thumbs: Quote
keefie Posted November 7, 2014 Author Report Posted November 7, 2014 Thats ok Rob, your turn will come :evil: Rob Roy 1 Quote
LarryEA Posted November 7, 2014 Report Posted November 7, 2014 Do the job right or go to the pub, I say. Rob Roy 1 Quote
bobscroll Posted November 7, 2014 Report Posted November 7, 2014 Thank you for the laugh! Keith Bob Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted November 7, 2014 Report Posted November 7, 2014 oh man that was so funny I nearly wet myself. haaaaaaaa Roly Quote
wombatie Posted November 9, 2014 Report Posted November 9, 2014 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Marg Quote
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