wombatie Posted December 6, 2016 Report Posted December 6, 2016 An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her: "What did you steal?" She replied: "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied: "six". The judge said "Then I will give you six days in jail" Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said:"What is it?" The husband said: " She also stole a can of peas." Marg amazingkevin, Phantom Scroller, Scrolling Steve and 3 others 6 Quote
wombatie Posted December 6, 2016 Author Report Posted December 6, 2016 Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she turned and asked her mother: "Why did the lady change her mind?" Her mother asked: "Whatever do you mean?" "Well she came down the aisle with one man and came back with another one" Marg New Guy, Scrolling Steve, Phantom Scroller and 1 other 4 Quote
Scrolling Steve Posted December 6, 2016 Report Posted December 6, 2016 Marg,Marg,Marg....Thanks for sharing ! Quote
Falcon Posted December 6, 2016 Report Posted December 6, 2016 Will laugh for a while over those thanks Marg Quote
amazingkevin Posted December 6, 2016 Report Posted December 6, 2016 An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her: "What did you steal?" She replied: "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied: "six". The judge said "Then I will give you six days in jail" Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said:"What is it?" The husband said: " She also stole a can of peas." Marg An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her: "What did you steal?" She replied: "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied: "six". The judge said "Then I will give you six days in jail" Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said:"What is it?" The husband said: " She also stole a can of peas." Marg Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she turned and asked her mother: "Why did the lady change her mind?" Her mother asked: "Whatever do you mean?" "Well she came down the aisle with one man and came back with another one" Marg Oh my, these take the cake ! thanks Marge. Quote
Lucky2 Posted December 7, 2016 Report Posted December 7, 2016 Too funny Marg, too freaking funny. I was having a sip when reading the first one, now I have to wipe my key board and monitor off. I'm not complaining though, it was well worth it. It's a good thing the old girl didn't hawk a box of rice. Len wombatie 1 Quote
Dan Posted December 7, 2016 Report Posted December 7, 2016 Love them! Looks like everyone is ganging up in Jerry. Hehe Quote
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