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If you are strolling through Costco and the sweet little old lady with the silly white hair net on her head, rubbing her hands together, silly grin, is offering you a little sample cup of "Squirrel Brand, Coconut Caramel Cashews"  DO NOT,,,, DO NOT fall for it! WALK!!, NO RUN!!!, right on past!!!!!!!!!! She is an evil person  I hesitated, I tried, I have gained 5 pounds since yesterday!!!  My wife said NO, I said, but honey, sweet heart, it contains .00352% of my daily needed fiber and .0033489% of my needed protein!!!

One little bag, $15.99. I guard what remains with my life... Oh my.....  I can still hear her laughing as I walked out of Costco!!!!!!!

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On 7/20/2017 at 7:05 PM, Scrappile said:

If you are strolling through Costco and the sweet little old lady with the silly white hair net on her head, rubbing her hands together, silly grin, is offering you a little sample cup of "Squirrel Brand, Coconut Caramel Cashews"  DO NOT,,,, DO NOT fall for it! WALK!!, NO RUN!!!, right on past!!!!!!!!!! She is an evil person  I hesitated, I tried, I have gained 5 pounds since yesterday!!!  My wife said NO, I said, but honey, sweet heart, it contains .00352% of my daily needed fiber and .0033489% of my needed protein!!!

One little bag, $15.99. I guard what remains with my life... Oh my.....  I can still hear her laughing as I walked out of Costco!!!!!!!

I pass up all the free samples there.

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3 minutes ago, amazingkevin said:

I pass up all the free samples there.

Well Kevin I do to mostly.  I do have a weakness for the sweet stuff though.  Usually I do not succumb, but this time they got me!!

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