savethebeer Posted April 4, 2020 Report Posted April 4, 2020 Good vs Bad News A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. "I have some good news, and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right." Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary." Whose bright idea was this Some stretches of Road here in Australia are so long and barren you should pack at least 5 days worth of supplies before crossing WCGW if we neglect the nationwide lockdown - Nepali edition. tgiro, wombatie, WayneMahler and 3 others 2 4 Quote
savethebeer Posted April 4, 2020 Author Report Posted April 4, 2020 Jerry, had to delete 2 cause you got there first. well played. Bob Quote
amazingkevin Posted April 4, 2020 Report Posted April 4, 2020 I knew what I was looking at but it took a while to sort out the confusion of the V.W.micro bus!!!! Quote
jerry1939 Posted April 4, 2020 Report Posted April 4, 2020 3 hours ago, savethebeer said: Jerry, had to delete 2 cause you got there first. well played. Bob I know the feeling well. It's a bummer. Quote
LarryEA Posted April 4, 2020 Report Posted April 4, 2020 These are good!!! and I don't mind repeats as long as I liked them the first time Quote
Gordster Posted April 4, 2020 Report Posted April 4, 2020 Good ones againmthank you...I stole some too lol Quote
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