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A six -grade teacher is reviewing an assignment with her class.

Teacher: Class, what organ, when stimulated, can become up to 10 times larger?

Mary: Teacher, that is not an appropriate question for us six-graders.

Teacher (ignoring Mary’s comment): Again class, what organ can become up to 10 times larger when stimulated?

Mary: Teacher, I’m going to tell my mom. She will tell the principle and you will get in trouble.

Teacher (again ignoring Mary): Well class, does anyone have the answer?

Little Johnny raises his hand.

Teacher (somewhat reluctant): Yes, Johnny.

Little Johnny: The organ that can become 10 times larger when stimulated is the pupil in the eye.

Teacher (a little surprised): Well, that is correct Johnny. Good job. I see you did your homework.

Teacher (turning toward Mary): As for you Mary, I have three things to say. One, you have a dirty mind. Two, I see you did not do your homework. And Three, when you get older you will be extremely disappointed.

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