That ain't the way I heared it...

[Dan]

...the way I heared it one fella says to the other fella, "Say", he says, "papa never ate mama's baked beans."

"Why is that?", the other fella says.

"'Cause mama puts molassas in it and papa ain't eatin' rodent no matter what part of the mole it comes from." 

[LarryEA]

Lol ... A little better than Keith's  

I'm not going to post a joke, 'cause you guys would bury me.

[wombatie]

:roll:

 

Marg

[amazingkevin]

I'm going to throw my jar of it out right now!

[Gary Beasley]

Mama, Papa and baby mole were headed up topside to enjoy the morning air. Once at the top Papa stopped and exclaimed "I smell pancakes and maple syrup!". Mama climbed up beside him and said "And I can smell fried eggs and bacon!" Baby mole hollered up at them "Will you please get moving? All I can smell down here is mole asses!"