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Phantom Scroller

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  1. Gator blimey that's a big tattoo.I think I'll stick to the one you made it looks great. Roly
  2. Kevin these look great everyone likes them, looks like you've hit on a special here. Roly
  3. Nice bit of scrolling there Dick. Roly
  4. Give me Photoshop every time, that would take forever but very good. Roly
  5. Love these clocks just got no where to put it without it getting broken. Have fun making that one Brian. Roly
  6. loads of money ,show me the money..........
  7. Craig are you making those with a hand held router.?? Roly
  8. Yippee Dan, never seen blue pine.so show some pics of what you make. Roly
  9. Paul I've done a few outdoor signs in hardwood and I always used a few coats of yacht vanish, it's just my preference. Roly
  10. Sorry Marg I FORGOT THE RULES. HAA HAAAAAA 10 Rules of Life can be condensed to: The woman is always right Men are always the last to know. Men never catch on to the rules of life. In fact, men don't even know they are governed throughout their lives by a set of rules. It is with great peril that I take pen in hand to disclose these hidden Rules of Life. I promise you,men, that they exist. My telling you the rules really won't change anything, but at least you will know what you are up against. Here are the Rules of Life that guide all civilization. Any breakdown in these rules will end civilization as we know it. Rule 1: Females always make the rules. Men are not privy to the rules, but sometimes they figure out part of the scheme. Men never completely understand all the rules. Rule 2: The rules are always subject to change without notification. It's called a woman's prerogative. Men never change the rules because they are not even allowed to know there are any rules. Rule 3: If a female suspects the male knows any rule, she must immediately change the rule. This rule perpetually keeps the male in the dark as to what the rules are. Rule 4: One of the most fundamental rules of civilization is the female is never wrong. Man really figured this one out centuries ago, but is too insecure to actually bring it up. Therefore, it remains as a true cornerstone of society. Rule 5: If the female appears to be wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. Simply stated, the man is never right. Rule 6: If Rule 5 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding. Failure to comply will force upon the man a steady diet of hot tongue and cold shoulder. Rule 7: The female is allowed to change her mind at any point while the male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female. Failure to complete this cycle of correctness will result in the man being wrong -- again. Rule 8: The female has every right to be angry or upset in any situation, while the male must remain calm at all times -- unless the female wants the male to be angry or upset. Because men don't know the rule, they walk a slippery slope. Rule 9: Under no circumstances must the female let the male know whether or not she wants the male to be angry or upset. Rule 9 is forever called the no-win clause of life Rule 10: If any two females disagree over any of the rules, they are both right. Males may hear the disagreement firsthand, but they not allowed to mention it or give an opinion about the disagreement in question. The correct answer to any female from a male under this rule should be, "You're right." Now that the rule's code has been broken, I really don't know what you guys are going to do with the information. In fact, you're pretty much stuck here because any attempt to go against the code will end your relationship with women forever. And you know the old saying, "You can't live with them and you can't live without them." Your best bet is to go with the status quo and act stupid like always. Having too much information can actually be a pain in the neck. The fact is, your life was probably simpler before you read the rules. We have now confirmed that women rule our lives. While it doesn't change anything, we were much happier when we were skating along without knowing how badly we are being manipulated. I KNOW MY PLACE Roly
  11. Great Dick always nice to see people in person. glad you enjoyed yourself and Travis you can always pop in and see me, when you have a few spare days. lol
  12. A great decorative piece looks good. Roly
  13. Ha haaaaaaaaaa Kevin good one.
  14. I'm saying nothing until I see my solicitor.
  15. Kevin are you using different thicknesses of wood on these name plate what's the thickness? Roly
  16. No comment.........................
  17. Marg your obviously not doing it right then the rear tension should be set once and the blade should tighten the same every time at the front lever you should only need to change that should the length of the blade change. Still an EX-21 FOR ME . haa haa naa naa - naa naa naa.
  18. Nick my Commadore VIC20 works ok.
  19. Larry, can't you get a spray lacquer with that stuff that gets into places nothing else will go. called Heineken . i would just water down some glue and brush in first let that seal over night and then try spray. Roly
  20. Hi Andy a big WELCOME from me. Get stuck in and ask as many question as you need because there is always an answer to all of them and as for the saw well I'm bias it have to be EX-16 for me, I have the EX-21. Roly
  21. Kevin these are good I hope you getting you rent money out of these. Roly
  22. Nick looks more like Mr Happy to me.
  23. John what browser are you using ie. Explorer, Firefox, Google etc.
  24. Love the caricature style brilliant cut. Roly
  25. Kevin the tension is on a lifter on the front and the back knob can fine tune it and when it's set very rarely gets used. Roly
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