LarryEA Posted August 3, 2014 Report Posted August 3, 2014 Yea, The Coffee House is a true 24/7 six days a week. Stove on the blink, tea pot had a leak, couldn't squeeze any eggs from the chickens. Can't afford bacon, coffee grounds been used twice and no milk 'cause Rob Roy took the cow. Lost the key to the pantry'and the car won't start. But I got that green in my eyes and high hopes for tomorrow. Larry Quote
Dan Posted August 3, 2014 Report Posted August 3, 2014 Larry, Larry, Larry...blindfold the chicken, put a cigarette in her beak, and cock the rifle. That's usually good for two eggs. Add a little chocolate to the coffe and top it with shaving cream and call it "special blend". No one will know the difference. Hook the automatic milking machine up to Rob and I'm sure he will return you cow. If he doesn't, turn the machine on. I can't figure out why no one stops by my place for breakfast any more. LarryEA 1 Quote
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