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911 -   '911, What's your emergency?'
 
Caller -    'My wife just got attacked by a Wart Hog, she's hurt.'
 
911 -   'We'll send an ambulance, what's your address?'
 
Caller -   '684 Eucalypts Street.'
 
911 - 'Sir how do you spell your street name?'
 
Caller -' Uhhhhh.... 'I'll drag her over to Oak Street
             and you can pick her up there.'

 

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