Dan Posted November 9, 2014 Report Posted November 9, 2014 A man asks his doctor, "Doc, am I going to live to be 100?" The doctor asks him, "Do you smoke?" "No," the man replies."Do you drink?" "No, I've never touched the stuff," the man says again. "Do you hang out with loose women?" "No, my gosh! Never!" the man says with indignation. The doctor replies, "Then why do you want to live to be 100?" Scrolling Steve, lawson56, Clayton717 and 4 others 7 Quote
Multifasited Posted November 9, 2014 Report Posted November 9, 2014 reminds me of ,very sick man who goes to the Doctor ,and is told he has 3 months left at most ,tells the Dr. I have never drank ,smoked ,done drugs ,chewed or chased women ,Dr. says ! maybe you should start ! Can't Hurt ! wombatie, Phantom Scroller, Wilson's Woodworking and 1 other 4 Quote
LarryEA Posted November 9, 2014 Report Posted November 9, 2014 And that one reminds me of: The doctor calls up his patient and says, "I have terrible news, Mr. Bodin. You have cancer and you have Alzheimer's." Mr. Bodin says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer." wombatie, keefie, Phantom Scroller and 1 other 4 Quote
wombatie Posted November 9, 2014 Report Posted November 9, 2014 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Very funny ALL of them. Marg Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted November 9, 2014 Report Posted November 9, 2014 Brilliant! cheered me up. Quote
lawson56 Posted November 9, 2014 Report Posted November 9, 2014 Made my morning! :rofl: Thanks Guys! Quote
Rob Roy Posted November 9, 2014 Report Posted November 9, 2014 Superb, nothing better than a good laugh first thing in the morning. . Here's another one. A man went to the doctors for a check up. After the examination the doctor told the man that he had only three minutes to live. The shocked man asked the doctor, Isn't there ANYTHING you can possibly do for me. Well, said the doctor." I could BOIL YOU AN EGG" Rob Roy. Phantom Scroller 1 Quote
Multifasited Posted November 9, 2014 Report Posted November 9, 2014 OR the husband that comes home and says the Dr. gave me some pills and told me I would have to take one a day for the rest of my life,The wife says that ain't so bad ! Husband says, YEAH , BUT HE ONLY GAVE ME 5 PILLS !! Rob Roy 1 Quote
Multifasited Posted November 9, 2014 Report Posted November 9, 2014 The is one good thing about having altimerzes ,You Can Hide Your own Easter Eggs and spelling doesn't mater anymore ! Quote
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