Drinking Problem

[Dan]

My wife thinks I have a drinking problem because she caught me drinking brake fluid. I said, "But I can stop anytime I want."

[LarryEA]

That's cute Dan.

[amazingkevin]

You tickled my funny bone!

[wombatie]

Awwwww Dan, that was terrible.        :shock: :cry: :lol:

 

Marg

[Rob Roy]

My wife thinks I have a drinking problem because she caught me drinking brake fluid. I said, "But I can stop anytime I want."

Oooooooh Dan, you're getting near the bottom of the barrel now. If you're drinking brake fluid, make sure you don't get AIR in it or you won't be able to stop.          

[Phantom Scroller]

Just make sure you keep yourself topped up. Roly 

[Fab4]

Hi Dan:

You can "stop" anytime now with these puns

Just kidding 

Just to let you know, I'm borrowing your jokes

"Where do you come up with all these things" people ask me

To which I reply: "We have a resident nut in our scroll saw group and I borrow them from him"

Apparently, he is just as good with his scroll saw.

Keep'em comin' Dan

Fab4

[ike]

That's 2 in a row

[Dan]

Oooooooh Dan, you're getting near the bottom of the barrel now. If you're drinking brake fluid, make sure you don't get AIR in it or you won't be able to stop.          

Don't worry, according to my wife I bleed the brakes all night long.

[Dan]

Hi Dan:

You can "stop" anytime now with these puns

Just kidding 

Just to let you know, I'm borrowing your jokes

"Where do you come up with all these things" people ask me

To which I reply: "We have a resident nut in our scroll saw group and I borrow them from him"

Apparently, he is just as good with his scroll saw.

Keep'em comin' Dan

Fab4

That reminds me of a plaque my mom has. It says, My family is like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts. Now I know.   

[Rob Roy]

Don't worry, according to my wife I bleed the brakes all night long.

try ABS, that might help stop you LOCKING UP Dan.       .

Rob Roy.

[Fish]

Good one. I have to tell my dad that one.