Rob Roy Posted November 15, 2014 Report Posted November 15, 2014 Three Men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St Peter at the pearly gates. In honour of this Holy Season Peter said, you must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven. The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle" he said. You may pass through the gates St Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said "they're bells". You may pass through the gates St Peter said. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of ladies panties. St Peter looked at the man with Raised eyebrows and asked"and just what do those symbolise". The man replied, "These are Carols" Rob Roy. keefie, amazingkevin, Fab4 and 2 others 5 Quote
Dan Posted November 15, 2014 Report Posted November 15, 2014 Dude, I almost wet my pants on that one! LOL Rob Roy and Phantom Scroller 2 Quote
bobscroll Posted November 15, 2014 Report Posted November 15, 2014 I like that one Rob, So funny Bob Rob Roy 1 Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted November 15, 2014 Report Posted November 15, 2014 Very good Rob funny haa haa. Roly Rob Roy 1 Quote
ChelCass Posted November 15, 2014 Report Posted November 15, 2014 Oh Rob..............................lol Rob Roy 1 Quote
Rob Roy Posted November 15, 2014 Author Report Posted November 15, 2014 Oh Rob..............................lol Happy Birthday Judy, hope you have a lovely day with lots of lovely pressies. . Glad you liked the "wee story" . Rob Roy. Quote
Scrappile Posted November 15, 2014 Report Posted November 15, 2014 There is just too much laughter happening around here lately. Get away from the drinking fountain and go back to work!! Rob Roy 1 Quote
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