Kepy Posted November 19, 2014 Report Posted November 19, 2014 The Nagging Wife An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, ‘What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?’ ‘Dinner is cold and I’m not reheating it’. And on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soakin the bath tub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband’s client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs give him the good news and apologise. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. ‘They’re not hanging Wright tonight,’ she said. To which he whirled around and screamed, ‘FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN – DON’T YOU EVER STOP? Phantom Scroller, Wilson's Woodworking, amazingkevin and 3 others 6 Quote
Multifasited Posted November 19, 2014 Report Posted November 19, 2014 OH! little man ,covered in tan where were you when ---You know the rest ! Rob Roy 1 Quote
LarryEA Posted November 19, 2014 Report Posted November 19, 2014 Perfect ending..........and funny Quote
Loskoppie Posted November 19, 2014 Report Posted November 19, 2014 Thank you for making me laugh. Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted November 19, 2014 Report Posted November 19, 2014 haa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Roly Quote
Rob Roy Posted November 19, 2014 Report Posted November 19, 2014 Another good one Bob. Rob Roy. Quote
wombatie Posted November 20, 2014 Report Posted November 20, 2014 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Marg Quote
Savannah Scroller Posted November 23, 2014 Report Posted November 23, 2014 LMAO_thats a good one! Quote
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