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A Scottish bus driver was giving the usual tour of Scotland to a group of tourists. The tour went through the countryside and the driver would point out sights of interest.

He drove by this one area and said "over there is where the Scottish PULVERISED the ENGLISH".

A little further on the driver pointed to another area just along the roadway and said " this is the place where the Sottish MASSACRED the ENGLISH." Not much further down the road the driver told his passengers, that on the right, was the great battlefield where the Scottish WHIPPED the ENGLISH.

Just at that moment a man on the bus said with a very stiff English accent," My good man, didn't the ENGLISH win ANY any battles around here"??. "NOT WHEN I'M DRIVING THE BUS SON". Was the reply. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Edited by Rob Roy

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