jerry1939 Posted July 28, 2015 Report Posted July 28, 2015 A group of 3rd, 4th & 5th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it came time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade." "No, Ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help." jerry bobscroll, MetalScroll and Scrolling Steve 3 Quote
Scrolling Steve Posted July 28, 2015 Report Posted July 28, 2015 That is funny i do not care who you are! !!! Quote
merlin Posted August 11, 2015 Report Posted August 11, 2015 Nice helpful teacher..never had a teacher like that at my school or I may have stayed.... ***Merlin*** Quote
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