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As most of you know I had my 70th birthday on Christmas Eve. I got a nice new SAT NAV. On discussing the merits of the said SAT NAV, we have them on aircraft,ships, trucks and mobile phones and of course in our vehicles.It tells us where we are going, it tells us how to get there, but me being 70 it has one glaring fault. It CANNOT remind me what I was GOING FOR. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :cool:  :cool:  :cool: .

Rob Roy. 

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As most of you know I had my 70th birthday on Christmas Eve. I got a nice new SAT NAV. On discussing the merits of the said SAT NAV, we have them on aircraft,ships, trucks and mobile phones and of course in our vehicles.It tells us where we are going, it tells us how to get there, but me being 70 it has one glaring fault. It CANNOT remind me what I was GOING FOR. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :cool:  :cool:  :cool: .

Rob Roy. 

Now there's a million dollar invention for you to work on! If there's a need there's a market for it! :cool: :cool: :cool:

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Don't listen to that thing SAT NAVS always take you the wrong way I stick to road maps and ignore the sat nav instructions they're a pain. Have you got a Scottish voice on it. Eleven Eleven haa haa  

Happy New Year. Roly

your favourite number Roly :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :razz:  :razz: .Never had any problems with sat nav except for the fact it can't tell why I'm there. I'm 70 now, you've got to make allowances. :oops:  :oops:

Rob Roy.

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I love this banter, hope you remember where you are and how you got there, have a Happy New Year..

Well Doc, with New Year coming up there is an oporchancity I may NOT know  where I am and HOW I got there. :cool:  :cool:  :cool:  :cool: .

To You and the family Doc, have a HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR. :thumbs:  :thumbs:  :thumbs: .

Rob Roy.

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Satnav – A new poem by Pam Ayres

I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car. A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, i've had it all my life. It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.

It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five". It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.

It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene. It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear. And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device. For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice. It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught. So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed. It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff, I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off.

Thought you would like to read this Roy.  Enjoy.

 

Marg

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Happy belated birthday Rob, sorry I missed it.

Thank you Keith, another one under my belt(which is getting rather tight) :shock:  :shock: . Hope you are keeping well and those legs of yours are  improving.

Hope you had a great Christmas with the family and Have a Happy and Prosperous new year.

Rob Roy and the Clan.

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Thanks for the wee poem by Pam, Marg that is one I have not heard before..

Funny thing is Merlin, I only read it half an hour before I put up there.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Marg  :cool::bday:

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