Little Johnny

[Gordster]

Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on Nutrition, and she

decides to ask her students what they had for Breakfast.

To add a Spelling Component, she asks the students to also spell

their answers.

Susan puts up her hand and says she had an Egg, 'E-G-G'

'Very good', says the teacher.

Peter says he had Toast, 'T-O-A-S-T?

'Excellent.'

Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him:

'I had Bugger All', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'.

 

 

The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer

Later when the lesson turns to Geography, she asks the students some 

rudimentary questions.

Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her 

which ocean is off Canada's East Coast.

 

 

When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the 

Nutrition Lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question:

Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani Border?'

Johnny ponders the question and finally says, "The Pakistani border is in 

bed with my mother......That's why I got Bugger All for Breakfast."

 

 

 

 

[merlin]

      well yeah...................

[Lucky2]

lol Didn't see that reply coming, hilarious.

Len

[wombatie]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:   LOVED IT.

 

Marg

[spirithorse]

Cute!
I had to look up "Bugger All"! LOL

God Bless! Spirithorse

[JimErn]

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

 

Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best whore with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

 

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

 

"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.

 

Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's whore."