Attending a Marriage Retreat

[jerry1939]

This joke is quite old, but our Catholic Priest sent it today.

 

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Bill and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

 

He then addressed the men.

 

"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?" Bill leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, "It's Gold Metal All-Purpose, isn't it?"

 

Thus began Bill's life of Celibacy.

 

 

jerry

[Lucky2]

Now this was a funny one Jerry, thanks.

Len

[amazingkevin]

This joke is quite old, but our Catholic Priest sent it today.

 

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Bill and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

 

He then addressed the men.

 

"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?" Bill leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, "It's Gold Metal All-Purpose, isn't it?"

 

Thus began Bill's life of Celibacy.

 

 

jerry

Whoa ! you dug deep for that one,thanks!

[Dan]

Hehe! I would have gotten that one wrong anyways. Thanks for the chuckle.

[Scrappile]

Would have been easy for me.  My wife loves all flowers.  She cuts a bunch, out of our flowers and puts them in vase and they can not be thrown out until after the last petal has fallen.