jerry1939 Posted May 15, 2016 Report Posted May 15, 2016 At breakfast, a husband asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied, "I'd take half and leave you." "Great." He said, "Here's 6 dollars. Yesterday I won $12. Stay in touch." jerry Scrolling Steve, WayneMahler and amazingkevin 3 Quote
amazingkevin Posted May 15, 2016 Report Posted May 15, 2016 At breakfast, a husband asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied, "I'd take half and leave you." "Great." He said, "Here's 6 dollars. Yesterday I won $12. Stay in touch." jerry Oh Jerry ,don't hold her to it! Quote
Lucky2 Posted May 15, 2016 Report Posted May 15, 2016 Well, that was a cheap buy-out. Len WayneMahler 1 Quote
Chiloquinruss Posted May 15, 2016 Report Posted May 15, 2016 The way I heard it was the guy calls his ex and says sell my vette and send me the money. She makes a sign places it on the car, First guy by buys the car, she sent her ex the $5! Russ Quote
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