Colonoscopy, by Dave Barry

[jerry1939]

jerry

[Scrolling Steve]

Jerry,Jerry,Jerry !    

[merlin]

Oh Jerry I did ( for want of a better Word) enjoy that (not the procedure)....Hell I dislike any bloody  anything up there.............

 

...Merlin... 

[Lucky2]

Thanks Jerry.

Len

[bandaideman]

I've had the great pleasure of 2 so far. It is so wonderful when you wake and the doc says it is over and looked pretty good but the clean out was not very good both times. WHAT I took all the medicine as told and was on the toilet for hours and running to get there. If it was not enough he can take it the next time. I think he was not happy with me because I referred to him as the Rear Admiral and when he inserted the tube I told him his nose was cold. No sense of humor those Proctologists.

[amazingkevin]

jerry

I've been scheduled for them a few times ,i just ignore them.Jerry i'm glad you enlightened my on the goings on of the procedure.

[WayneMahler]

Been there done that. Like a lot of us I get the exam checking your prostate. I asked my Dr. if your hands are on my shoulders, what are you using? I'm scheduled yet again for this and NOT looking forward to it.

[Kepy]

Having had my first and only one several years ago, that story sounds about right.  My variation was after the night before prep, we had to drive 60 miles for the procedure.  There was no stopping places along the route and I was surely worried but made it ok.

Just recently had my yearly physical and the Dr asked me how long since my last one and I said not long enough.  He seems to think I should think about another one and I did agree to think about it but with my mind it is easy to forget.  The only problem turned out that my PSA was 7.9 and I understand that is not good so now will be going to an urologist and I suppose the finger probe.

[jerry1939]

I knew a guy that needed an annual prostrate exam. Each time he came back to the office, he told me that Doc said, "I'm a perfect A____ Hole."

 

jerry