Todays Joke.

[wombatie]

Three drunk guys got into a taxi / cab.  The driver knew that they were drunk, so he turned on the engine, then switched it off, saying,  "We've reached your destination--------that's $16.60 please".

The first guy handed over the money, the second guy said "Thank you", but the third guy slapped the driver.  Thinking he'd been sprung the taxi / cab driver asked, "What was that for?"  The third bloke replied:  "Watch your speed next time - you nearly killed us!"

 

 

Marg

[amazingkevin]

Three drunk guys got into a taxi / cab.  The driver knew that they were drunk, so he turned on the engine, then switched it off, saying,  "We've reached your destination--------that's $16.60 please".

The first guy handed over the money, the second guy said "Thank you", but the third guy slapped the driver.  Thinking he'd been sprung the taxi / cab driver asked, "What was that for?"  The third bloke replied:  "Watch your speed next time - you nearly killed us!"

 

 

Marg

I believe it ,                 drunks are something.drunk walks up to a parking meter ,slides in a nickle ,stands back in amazement" Holy cow ,i lost a hundred pounds" :rofl:     

[Gordster]

Good one Marg....I can see that happening lol

[Scrolling Steve]

      !.....Thanks Marg !

[merlin]

Very good Marg.........................

[Rob Roy]

Three drunk guys got into a taxi / cab.  The driver knew that they were drunk, so he turned on the engine, then switched it off, saying,  "We've reached your destination--------that's $16.60 please".

The first guy handed over the money, the second guy said "Thank you", but the third guy slapped the driver.  Thinking he'd been sprung the taxi / cab driver asked, "What was that for?"  The third bloke replied:  "Watch your speed next time - you nearly killed us!"

 

 

Marg

That would NEVER happen in Scotland Marg.      

Rob Roy.

[Scrappile]

:lol: :lol:   Thank you.

[WayneMahler]

Thanks Marg. Love it

[Dan]

Thanks Marg! You have some good ones.

[Lucky2]

Thanks Marg, good one.

Len

[Gonzo]

Thanks for the laugh!