wombatie Posted October 24, 2017 Report Posted October 24, 2017 A woman shoots her husband for stepping on the clean floor. A police officer arrives on the scene and phones the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.” Teacher: Give me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the ... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: Okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. Late one night, a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed. "What's that gong for?" the friend asks him. "It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock." "How does it work?" The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "Hey idiot! It's 3:30 in the goddamn morning!" Marg Docupton, meflick, Falcon and 6 others 3 6 Quote
merlin Posted October 24, 2017 Report Posted October 24, 2017 Well done Marg those are some nice giggles or this time of the night (10:50pm) Merlin Quote
Gordster Posted October 24, 2017 Report Posted October 24, 2017 Good ones Marg...Keystone cop wasn't taking any chances was he?lol Quote
WayneMahler Posted October 24, 2017 Report Posted October 24, 2017 Thanks Marg, needed a good chuckle Quote
joleet Posted October 24, 2017 Report Posted October 24, 2017 Thanks Marg....That started my day perfectly....Ron Quote
amazingkevin Posted October 25, 2017 Report Posted October 25, 2017 21 hours ago, wombatie said: A woman shoots her husband for stepping on the clean floor. A police officer arrives on the scene and phones the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.” Teacher: Give me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the ... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: Okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. Late one night, a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed. "What's that gong for?" the friend asks him. "It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock." "How does it work?" The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "Hey idiot! It's 3:30 in the goddamn morning!" Marg Wow ,the first one went immediately to my friend that's getting married!thanks .I'm trying to save him,lol! Quote
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