Funny

[wombatie]

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

“That’s no problem,” said the pharmacist. “How much would you like?” 

“Just a few,” said the man. “Maybe  four.  But could you cut each one into four pieces?”

The pharmacist was confused. “That won’t do you any good.” 

“Oh, I don’t need them for sex,” said the man. “I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.” 

Marg

PS.  Just thought that maybe some of you could relate to this.      Sorry guys.

[merlin]

Ok Marg I'll bite..................Funny but not...............................

[savethebeer]

or the Nursing Home who gave all patients Viagra every night. It prevented anyone rolling out of bed............................

[Scrappile]

Hummm, never thought of trying that!

[amazingkevin]

14 hours ago, savethebeer said:

or the Nursing Home who gave all patients Viagra every night. It prevented anyone rolling out of bed............................

Now that is funny,Beer`!

[Lucky2]

Wow Marg, another use for the wonderful pill.

Len