Charlie E Posted January 29, 2019 Report Posted January 29, 2019 I went to the cemetery earlier today. The was a man crouched down behind a headstone near where I was and it made me a little uneasy so I said, "Morning." He said, "No, taking a s***." There were two fish together in a tank. One said to the other, "You know how to drive this thing?" I remember the day my English teacher taught me the word plethora. It meant a lot. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam. Scrolling Steve, Foxfold, wombatie and 3 others 1 5 Quote
LarryEA Posted January 30, 2019 Report Posted January 30, 2019 I liked them... Thank you Charlie E 1 Quote
RabidAlien Posted January 30, 2019 Report Posted January 30, 2019 Dad-jokes are the best!!!! Charlie E 1 Quote
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