Popular Post savethebeer Posted February 24, 2020 Popular Post Report Posted February 24, 2020 Imagine being able to make stone look soft!! Created by Gian Lorenzo Bernini. Bust of Maria Barberino Duglioli, Giuliano Finelli, 1627, no computers, no electric machines or nanometer-precise programs, only hammer, chisel and skills. The Tiger A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole." Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.” Mujibar said, ”I am ready.” The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .” Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister manager, I am ready.” The manager said, “Go ahead.” Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green , and I pink it up, and say, Yellow , this is Mujibar.” Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have. MTCowpoke22, jollyred, RabidAlien and 10 others 3 10 Quote
jerry1939 Posted February 24, 2020 Report Posted February 24, 2020 Thanks Bob. Years ago I did some woodcarving. Never will get over my fascination for what people could do centuries ago a piece of marble & a couple of crude tools. jerry amazingkevin, teachnlearn and RabidAlien 2 1 Quote
teachnlearn Posted February 24, 2020 Report Posted February 24, 2020 Back then they had a bicycle hooked to a set of gears that drove a set of fine chisels. Carlos N Chico pedaled it all day. Keep things simple they called it CNC. RJF RabidAlien 1 Quote
amazingkevin Posted February 24, 2020 Report Posted February 24, 2020 (edited) These were some of the cleverest ones I,ve seen, nice job Edited February 24, 2020 by amazingkevin Spelling Quote
jerry1939 Posted February 24, 2020 Report Posted February 24, 2020 1 hour ago, teachnlearn said: Back then they had a bicycle hooked to a set of gears that drove a set of fine chisels. Carlos N Chico pedaled it all day. Keep things simple they called it CNC. RJF Go to your room. No supper for you tonight !! jerry Quote
crupiea Posted February 29, 2020 Report Posted February 29, 2020 The sculptures are just crazy. Quote
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