A duck walks into a bar!

[John B]

A duck walks into a bar. He orders lunch and a beer. He sits chatting with the other patrons.

The bartender, amazed to see a talking duck, strikes up a conversation, " G'day, I haven't seen you in here before?"

 

Duck, " I got a job doing some plastering on the building site across the road. "

Bartender, " That's great. And excuse me being forward, but can I tell you where you can make a real lot of money?"

Duck, " Sure, I'm always looking for my next job."

Bartender, " Go down to the end of this street. Turn left. You'll see the big circus. Go in there. They'll give you a job, I guarantee."

Duck, " The circus?"

Bartender, " Yes. "

Duck, " That's where they keep wild animals in cages?"

Bartender, " Yep."

Duck, " and the performers and crew all live in caravans?"

Bartender, " That's right."

Duck, " and they have a big tent made of canvas, with a hole in the top?"

Bartender, "That's the one."

Duck, " Then, what the hell would they want with a plasterer?"

Edited March 27, 2021 by John B

[RabidAlien]

ROFL!!

[nrscroller]

OK Whatever  LOL