Stumped

[John B]

There was a knock at the door this morning and I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down" offered him cuppa and asked, "What do you want to talk about then?"

He said, "I don't know, I've never got this far before."
 

[Hawk]

Certainly gives you something to ponder...