Old Dust Posted November 2, 2011 Report Posted November 2, 2011 Why Parents Drink: The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ?' 'Is your daddy home?' ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,' whispered the small voice.'May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' ; So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?' ' Yes, she's out in the garden too '& The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No.' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman… ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. ' Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. ' The search team just landed a helicopter ' 'A search team?' said the boss 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' ME John Old Dust Quote
Travis Posted November 2, 2011 Report Posted November 2, 2011 Sounds like the real life story of Heene's, the "boy in the runaway balloon hoax" a couple years ago. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33330516/ns ... rFhrPSXu7s Quote
wombatie Posted November 3, 2011 Report Posted November 3, 2011 I was thinking the same thing Travis. Marg Quote
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