A Polish divorce

[scrollerpete]

 

 

A  Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his  English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed  into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
Arrange a divorce for  him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It is made of concrete.

I don't think  you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your  marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to  kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it  say:
         
        Polish Remover  

[OCtoolguy]

Groan!