Boyfriend said….

[scrollerpete]

Daughter. "Dad there is something my boyfriend said to me, I did not understand".
He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.

Father. "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil
with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out,
and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe".