Rob Roy Posted February 17, 2014 Report Posted February 17, 2014 Good mornig everyone. Kettle's on, so here's a wee story to read while I make the tea. One afternoon a wealthy business man was riding in the back of his limo when he saw two pathetic looking men by the side of the road eating Grass. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the men "why are you eating Grass". "We don't have any money for food", the first man replied. "Then you must come with me to my house," insisted the business man."But sir, I have a wife and three kids here" said the man. "Bring them along," replied the business man. The second man said, "I have a wife and six kids. "Bring them as well, the business man proclaimed, as he headed back to his limo. They all climbed into the car and once under way, one of the men expresses," Sir you are too kind." Thank you for taking us all with you." The business man replied, " I'm most happy to do it. You will absolutely love my place . The grass is a foot tall!!!!! THat's all folks, let's get the tea and coffee made. No munchies. Have'nt been to the supermarket yet. Hope you all have a great day. Rob Roy. wombatie, keefie and Birchbark 3 Quote
sullyscroller Posted February 17, 2014 Report Posted February 17, 2014 Didn't see that one coming LOL sully Quote
keefie Posted February 17, 2014 Report Posted February 17, 2014 Thats definately a "Scottish" joke Rob!!! :D :D wombatie 1 Quote
Ron Johnson Posted February 17, 2014 Report Posted February 17, 2014 God morning Sully Good one ... Lol !! Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted February 17, 2014 Report Posted February 17, 2014 HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I thought it was a Wee Story and I haven't had me tea yet. Roly. Rob Roy 1 Quote
LarryEA Posted February 17, 2014 Report Posted February 17, 2014 Cute joke......Need to take some home to the family... Rob Roy, wombatie, amazingkevin and 1 other 4 Quote
Rob Roy Posted February 17, 2014 Author Report Posted February 17, 2014 Thats definately a "Scottish" joke Rob!!! :D :D Cheaper than buying sheep Keith . Rob Roy. wombatie 1 Quote
Rob Roy Posted February 17, 2014 Author Report Posted February 17, 2014 HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I thought it was a Wee Story and I haven't had me tea yet. Roly. Glad you enjoyed the "WEE Story" Roly. Perks you up especially on a Monday. Rob Roy Phantom Scroller 1 Quote
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