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A married couple had been out shopping at the mall most of the afternoon,

when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared.†  Irate, she called her husband’s cell and demanded “Where the hell are you ?â€

  “Darling, remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally

fell in love with it, and remember that I didn’t have the money at the time and said

‘Baby it’ll be yours one day.â€

  Somewhat embarrassed and with a blushing smile, she replied

“Yes. I remember that, my love.â€

 

“Well, I’m in the bar next to that store.†:woot: :woot:  

 

 

 

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