Message for larry and everyone else

[Rob Roy]

Good morning Larry. Just to clear up a wee problem. I DID NOT steal the COO, (cow), the damned beast FOLLOWED ME HOME, needless to say the wife was none too enamoured. At least I won't be in the dog house because the COO is in there     . So there will be plenty of FRESH milk for breakfast this morning. Smoked back bacon, Canadian stuff for Kevin, sausage, egg,scramabled or fried, beans, French toast, coffee, tea, No sugar for Bob  Scroll. Sorry Bob. We'll just have to sort out a menu for you. Y'all come and enjoy, Just watch out for the cow pats as you come in the yard. Have a great day.       .

Rob Roy.

PS I hope Keith can join in today.

 

 

 

Edited August 4, 2014 by Rob Roy

[LarryEA]

Roy, I came for my cow (coo) but your funny looking dog scared me.

So I'll just go around back and get me bk of scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee.

Thanks Rob Roy... where'd you get that dog?

[Doug]

Good morning Larry. Just to clear up a wee problem. I DID NOT steal the COO, (cow), the damned beast FOLLOWED ME HOME, needless to say the wife was none too enamoured. At least I won't be in the dog house because the COO is in there     . So there will be plenty of FRESH milk for breakfast this morning. Smoked back bacon, Canadian stuff for Kevin, sausage, egg,scramabled or fried, beans, French toast, coffee, tea, No sugar for Bob  Scroll. Sorry Bob. We'll just have to sort out a menu for you. Y'all come and enjoy, Just watch out for the cow pats as you come in the yard. Have a great day.       .

Rob Roy.

PS I hope Keith can join in today.

 

 

 

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For that COO to fit in the doghouse your doghouse must be as big as Roly's doghouse.

[Wilson's Woodworking]

Steak and eggs for me. Grew up on a ranch in western Nebraska and there is no better breakfast.   Now if I could just get past that odd looking dog to cut a couple of steaks off that cow (coo) It could be a great morning. (Never seen a dog with horns before)     

Maybe after I finish my coffee my eyes will be open enough to see the coo.

[Rob Roy]

Steak and eggs for me. Grew up on a ranch in western Nebraska and there is no better breakfast.   Now if I could just get past that odd looking dog to cut a couple of steaks off that cow (coo) It could be a great morning. (Never seen a dog with horns before)     

Maybe after I finish my coffee my eyes will be open enough to see the coo.

You should see the SIZE of the bones that horned dog chews Danny  

Rob Roy

Edited August 4, 2014 by Rob Roy

[Rob Roy]

For that COO to fit in the doghouse your doghouse must be as big as Roly's doghouse.

I may have to build an extension Doug, so there's room for both of us  

And Yes I prefer the hard woods.    

Rob Roy.

[Rob Roy]

Roy, I came for my cow (coo) but your funny looking dog scared me.

So I'll just go around back and get me bk of scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee.

Thanks Rob Roy... where'd you get that dog?

I can assure you it's a real pain in the butt getting the collar round it's neck Larry. Och I'll just leave that to the wife      

Rob Roy.

[amazingkevin]

And to think i'm looking for a wife!You rule the roost but she rules the rooster :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Phantom Scroller]

Good morning Larry. Just to clear up a wee problem. I DID NOT steal the COO, (cow), the damned beast FOLLOWED ME HOME, needless to say the wife was none too enamoured. At least I won't be in the dog house because the COO is in there     . So there will be plenty of FRESH milk for breakfast this morning. Smoked back bacon, Canadian stuff for Kevin, sausage, egg,scramabled or fried, beans, French toast, coffee, tea, No sugar for Bob  Scroll. Sorry Bob. We'll just have to sort out a menu for you. Y'all come and enjoy, Just watch out for the cow pats as you come in the yard. Have a great day.       .

Rob Roy.

PS I hope Keith can join in today.

 

 

 

Cow_on_Pupers.jpg

That looks like a bull to me you'll have a hard time milking that Rob unless it's a Gay Scottish one.     

[Rob Roy]

That looks like a bull to me you'll have a hard time milking that Rob unless it's a Gay Scottish one.     

It is a bull Roly, I get the wife to milk it       .

Rob Roy

Edited August 4, 2014 by Rob Roy

[Rob Roy]

That looks like a bull to me you'll have a hard time milking that Rob unless it's a Gay Scottish one.     

Roly, youv'e got me as daft as yourself. it is a cow. Bull horns are a lot shorter on a HEILAN  Bull or Highland Bull if you prefer, and they don't spread so far, the horns are more forward pointing.        

Rob Roy.

[Wilson's Woodworking]

Roly, youv'e got me as daft as yourself. it is a cow. Bull horns are a lot shorter on a HEILAN  Bull or Highland Bull if you prefer, and they don't spread so far, the horns are more forward pointing.

Rob Roy.

Now that thing hanging between its back legs tells me you’re only going to find one teat about half way up its belly but one thing is for certain. If you milk that you will have a friend for life.   :rofl:        

[LarryEA]

It was a cow when it left my place, became a coo when it got to Roys, and that's no bull.

[bobscroll]

Yeh Rob, I'll just have a lettuce leaf and one small wee cup o tea nay sugar!      ,

I'm going to see this wee nersy at three o clock in the afternoon tomorrow, That's

when I will get a list as long as a toilet roll telling me what I can't eat and drink! ,

It's been lovely and sunny here today Yes!  By for now, Bob    

[Dan]

I'll just have coffee today. Black, as in no milk. That's NO MILK.

[Phantom Scroller]

Roly, youv'e got me as daft as yourself. it is a cow. Bull horns are a lot shorter on a HEILAN  Bull or Highland Bull if you prefer, and they don't spread so far, the horns are more forward pointing.        

Rob Roy.

Thanks Rob while were at it is this a male squirrel.     

Edited August 4, 2014 by Phantom Scroller

[amazingkevin]

I thought they bury those in the ground,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

[Rob Roy]

Thanks Rob while were at it is this a male squirrel.     

Aye Roly, he's been at the hazel nuts again.      

Rob Roy.

[Rob Roy]

I thought they bury those in the ground,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

They're GROUND NUTS Kevin. Ooouuch     

Rob Roy

Edited August 4, 2014 by Rob Roy

[Wilson's Woodworking]

Thanks Rob while were at it is this a male squirrel.     

I always wondered why they were bow legged.   :rofl:    

[LarryEA]

I'll just have coffee today. Black, as in no milk. That's NO MILK.

Short or long? With brandy,cinnamon or molassas?

[LarryEA]

You're all nuts...oh... I mean, ...forget it,

You're a world wide comedy team............

Reading this from top to bottom is funny... but try reading it from bottom to top.

It's hilarious...

[LarryEA]

 Maybe it's just me... the more I read it the funnier it gets.

[Dan]

Time to put the brandy down Larry.    Hey, I didn't mean down the hatch. 

[Doug]

Roly, youv'e got me as daft as yourself. it is a cow. Bull horns are a lot shorter on a HEILAN  Bull or Highland Bull if you prefer, and they don't spread so far, the horns are more forward pointing.        

Rob Roy.

I swear Rob, if I ever am fortunate enough to meet you or some of these Brits I am going to bring a chalk board so I can ask you to spell out some words and prohibit you from phonetic spelling.