Friday Morning Coffee

[edward]

 Come on in and have some coffee and breakfast, cheapest prices in town, and Seniors get it  half price, can't pass that up, and we can  shoot the _ _ _ _.  Have a nice day.  edward

[Phantom Scroller]

Cheers Ed half price for me tea eggs bacon sausage mushrooms and fried bread please and don't skimp. have a great day Roly

[grampa]

Thanks Ed   a nice cup of tea sounds great dont bother about any food Ill just nick one of rolly,s sausages........Paul

[dansnow]

Yup, I qualify for the Senior discount too. 2 eggs overeasy, hash browns and 4 slices of bacon please, with a hot cup of black coffee to wash it all down. 

[Rob Roy]

Cheers Ed half price for me tea eggs bacon sausage mushrooms and fried bread please and don't skimp. have a great day Roly

Hey, wait a minute Roly you pay full price. You're 5 years short of a freeby.       . Enjoy the day.

Rob Roy.

[Rob Roy]

Thank's Edward that was nice and tasty. Imagine,  ROLY trying to get a freeby, what a cheek.      

Hope you have a good day.

Rob Roy.

Edited August 8, 2014 by Rob Roy

[Ron Johnson]

What if I'm older than a senior Ed? Does that mean I get breakfast for free? If yes I'll have 6 poached eggs, 1/2 Lb back bacon, a dozen sausages well browned, crispy hash browns, two slices of home made brown toast and a cup of black coffee. Oh, sorry I'm too old to shoot ---- anymore. Thank you for breakfast and have a beautiful day.

[Phantom Scroller]

Hey, wait a minute Roly you pay full price. You're 5 years short of a freeby.       . Enjoy the day.

Rob Roy.

I GET FREE EYE TESTS!

[Rob Roy]

I GET FREE EYE TESTS!

So do I, and very CHEAP designer specs. My daughter is the manager in the SPECSAVERS shop in town.           hope you had a relaxing day Roly.

Rob Roy.

[Wilson's Woodworking]

I GET FREE EYE TESTS!

Looking at the pretty girls does not count as an eye test Roly.       

[LarryEA]

I'm late, I'm late........I'll have iced tea and cookies.

[Rob Roy]

At my last eye test Danny, my daughter informed me I was to get a Labrador and a stick. The cheek of the woman.       .

A man went into the opticians to complain about his new specs. He couldn't quite see properly. So the dispenser took him to the door and pointed to the sky and asked the man what could he see. The man replied I can see the SUN. Well said the dispenser that's 93,000,000 miles away, how much b***dy further do you need to see  

Rob Roy 

Edited August 8, 2014 by Rob Roy

[amazingkevin]

Good one!

[JustLarry]

Got here a bit too late for a snack.  But I will leave you with this:  A snake went to the eye doctor and told him he wanted a pair of glasses.  We do not make glasses for snakes, you have no ears for the ear pieces to sit on.  Surely you are smart enough to overcome that says the snake.  Accepting the challenge, the eye doctor makes him a pair and the snake leaves happily seeing better than ever.  But the next day he is back wanting to return the specs and get his money back.  What's the problem asked the doctor?  You said you could see better than ever.   I can see too good, replied the snake.  When I got home yesterday I could see that the love of my life is a garden hose.    

 

catchyalater,

 

Larry