Multifasited Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 The nice thing aabout telling a clean Joke is Odds are nobody has heard it before ! Fab4, amazingkevin, Scrolling Steve and 3 others 6 Quote
LarryEA Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. My plummer has a funny sense of humor. I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high... ...She looked surprised Rob Roy, tomsteve, Scrolling Steve and 1 other 4 Quote
wombatie Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 And no one remembers them. :lol: :lol: :lol: Marg Quote
Fab4 Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Remembers what Marg!!! Fab4 The plummer had high eyebrows and looked surprised after he tapped on my door Fab4 Scrolling Steve 1 Quote
Scrolling Steve Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 A horse walks into a bar.....the bar keep asks.......Why the long face buddy? Quote
amazingkevin Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Har de har har har! Good one Steve! Quote
Dan Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Three ducks are waddling down the street. The first duck walks into a bar, the other two duck. tomsteve 1 Quote
Multifasited Posted December 5, 2014 Author Report Posted December 5, 2014 42 tomsteve and Rob Roy 2 Quote
grosa Posted December 6, 2014 Report Posted December 6, 2014 A cowboy rides into town on wednesday, stays two days and leaves on wednesday how can that be? Quote
dansnow Posted December 6, 2014 Report Posted December 6, 2014 The horse is named Wednesday Rob Roy 1 Quote
Multifasited Posted December 6, 2014 Author Report Posted December 6, 2014 YA! BEAT ME!! Rob Roy 1 Quote
grosa Posted February 15, 2015 Report Posted February 15, 2015 If you dig a hole 3' wide x 4' long x 2' tall, how much cubic feet of dirt is in the hole? Quote
Multifasited Posted February 15, 2015 Author Report Posted February 15, 2015 I'm the guy your mother warned you about ! tee hee ! Phantom Scroller and Rob Roy 2 Quote
tomsteve Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 What's brown and sticky? A stick! Quote
Multifasited Posted February 25, 2015 Author Report Posted February 25, 2015 wHEN IS A DOOR NOT S DOOR? Quote
Rob Roy Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 I knocked on the door and the lady opened the door in her night dress. I didn't know they put doors in night dresses. Rob Roy Quote
Rob Roy Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 wHEN IS A DOOR NOT S DOOR? When it's AJAR. Think that one is as old as you and I put together Carl. . Rob Roy. Quote
amazingkevin Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) If two in one is shoe polish(cleans an shines) and 3 in one is oil(cleans,lubricates and protects, what is 4 in one? Edited February 25, 2015 by amazingkevin Quote
LarryEA Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 If two in one is shoe polish(cleans an shines) and 3 in one is oil(cleans,lubricates and protects, what is 4 in one? Tell me tell me ... tell me allready!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
LarryEA Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 No guessing allowed. I guess I don't know Quote
Rob Roy Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 If two in one is shoe polish(cleans an shines) and 3 in one is oil(cleans,lubricates and protects, what is 4 in one? Kevin fixing a DEWALT scrollsaw. . Rob Roy. Quote
Multifasited Posted February 25, 2015 Author Report Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) Must have been a robust lady ,to fit the door ,if the door had been a jar you could nave peeked in an seen four in one ! Edited February 25, 2015 by Multifasited Quote
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