Dan Posted January 19, 2015 Report Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) Ole and Lars who worked together were both laid off, so off they were to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew de elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week unemployment pay.Lars was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitters was a skilled job the clerk gave him $600 a week.When Ole finds out he is furious. He stormed back to find out why Lars, his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled labor." "Vhat skill?" yelled Ole in his Norwegian accent. "I sew de elastic on. Lars pulls on it and says, 'Ya, diesel fitter.'" Edited January 19, 2015 by Dan Rob Roy, Scrolling Steve, Phantom Scroller and 1 other 4 Quote
Multifasited Posted January 19, 2015 Report Posted January 19, 2015 I'm going to pass on this one ,before I get in trouble !! Rob Roy 1 Quote
Scrolling Steve Posted January 19, 2015 Report Posted January 19, 2015 Now that is funny, I don't care who you are!........Thanks for the laugh! Quote
wombatie Posted January 20, 2015 Report Posted January 20, 2015 Old one but I still laughed. :lol: Marg Quote
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