The story and History of BUBBA

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Wealthy Texan ,is visiting ALABAMA on business ,and decides to absorb some local culture ,so he goes in to a local country Bar (PUB for some ) and have a few brews ,mixed crowd ,a few REDNECKS ,a couple LOCAL DISTILLERS  ,few NOODLERS ,a couple GATOR WRESLERS , local town folk,and some COUNTRY FOLKS,all enjoying themselves ,He was in awe of the casual country ora surrounding the place ,must have been 100 people in the place ,Then the door opens and In walks this big Guy ,everyone ,looks to the door and everyone in the place starts yelling ,BUBBA ,There is nearly a riot every one rushing to greet this Guy ,after 20 minutes or so things simmer down and resume the normal pace and BUBBA gets a chance to get to the bar ,next to the Texan and orders a drink ,The texan is dumbfounded by what he just witnessed ,and starts to talk to BUBBA , WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ? BUBBA ! Every one here seems to know you ,OH ! BUBBA responds Yeah ! Family's been in politics for ages ,family 's got a few mines ,few OIL wells , interests all over the world ,I don't Git home much ! Texan says, you talk like you think your famous ,BUBBA says I am . Texan says , B.S. I ain't never heard of you !! Bubba  not bragging but I doubt ,there are ten thousand people in the world that don't know who I am .Texan say's ,B.S. .I got 50 GRAND says your FULL OF IT , Bubba say's I'll give you 3 try's ,anywhere in the world you pick up the expenses even money !The next day they fly to HOLLYWOOD ,rent a car and go up in the hills ,the texan see. this hugh estate w/ a sign J.Carson ,well says the Texan lets zip there and say Hi! to Johnnie baby ,Bubba get out and starts up the walk and the front door flys open There stands Johnnie yelling HEY! BUBBA ,Where have you been ? Texan is  agassed ! after a long visit ,they are driveing and see C.Burnett ,Texan drives i BUBBA barely gets out of the car and Carol is running down the walk yelling HELLO BUBBA !!!Texan is mortified after that visit back on the Plane to ITALY ,arriving at the VATICAN ,ten thousand people in crowd ,Texan says let's see you get through security and say Hi! to the POPE .I will wait right here and watch .Bubba heads through security like a dose of salts and pops out on the Balcony ,there is a hush ,and the POPE stops the Mass and Heads for BUBBA with arms stretched out !after a brief visit BUBBA returns to find the Texan Passed out on the pavement ,when he come, to BUBBA asks what happened ,The TEXAN says it was bad enough watching you go through security and pop out on the balcony and the POPE greet you ,but when 500 people around me were yelling who's the GUY with the funny hat ,hugging BUBBA ! IT was all I could take ! Now you all know who BUBBA is !!

[jamminjack]

I needed that today. 

 

Good story.

[LarryEA]

That's a funny story about whats his name.

It really is funny.

[amazingkevin]

I'm blond and it went right over my head ,I'm in suspence.Can someone enlighten me to the joke please an thank you.

Edited February 22, 2015 by amazingkevin

[wombatie]

So who the h×@@ is BUBBA???????????????????????

 

Marg

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One of the ten thousand that don't know BUBBA ! I really think ,It started out with kids ,little kids that could not say Brother ,down here especially they hung the name on the little kid and he has gone thru life being called BUBBA ! beats hell out of some of the aka 's hung on kids world wide ,sqint ,Stub,S. for brains ,Dip-stick , MO, Gator ,and the list goes on ,there just happens there wer 50 times more BUBBA's !

[amazingkevin]

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