GrampaJim Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 this has been around a while. A husband went to the sheriff’s department to reportthat his wife was missing.Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not comehome.Sergeant: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Never noticed.Sergeant: Color of hair?Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.Sergeant: What was she wearing?Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?Husband: She went in my truck.Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8engine special ordered with manual transmission.It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and“Bubba†floor mats.Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CBradio, six cup holders, and four power outlets.Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratchon the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck. LarB, WayneMahler and Wilson's Woodworking 3 Quote
wombatie Posted July 28, 2015 Report Posted July 28, 2015 Typical male. :lol: :lol: Marg GrampaJim 1 Quote
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