A Feast Of Puns

[wombatie]

Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging.

 

Pasteurize:  Too far to see

 

The other day I held the door open for a clown.  It was a nice jester.

 

Energizer bunny arrested:  Charged with battery.

 

Whoever invented "Knock-Knock" jokes should get a No-Bell prize.

 

I put my Grandma on speed dial I call that Instagram.

 

No matter how much you push the envelope it'll still be stationery.

 

 

Hope you had a laugh

Marg 

[amazingkevin]

Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging.

 

Pasteurize:  Too far to see

 

The other day I held the door open for a clown.  It was a nice jester.

 

Energizer bunny arrested:  Charged with battery.

 

Whoever invented "Knock-Knock" jokes should get a No-Bell prize.

 

I put my Grandma on speed dial I call that Instagram.

 

No matter how much you push the envelope it'll still be stationery.

 

 

Hope you had a laugh

Marg 

These are really something,Someone has a good understanding of English! :thumbs:

[Lucky2]

Cute Marg, thanks.

Len

[LarryEA]

Got me to laugh. Thank you Marg.

[merlin]

Thanks Marg that made me smile................and  I don't smile too often these day's.......................

[lawson56]

Yea I had to laugh.those are going in my save file.I can never remember a good joke.

[Dan]

Thanks Marg! I can use some of these at work, as I work with a lot of clowns. 

[Scrolling Steve]

Thanks for sharing Marg!

[ike]

Thanks for the chuckle.

[Falcon]

Thanks Marg needed a smile!

[dgman]

Thanks Marg, I actually had a chuckle or two!

[Phantom Scroller]

hee hee.