Humor - but true. ??

[GrampaJim]

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd
eventually find me attractive . . . ..

 

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom,
until they're flashing behind you.

 

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the
local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

 

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking for it.

 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you . . . . .

 

 

[Lucky2]

Thanks Jim, these were good for a chuckle.

Len

[WayneMahler]

Funny truisms about life. Thanks !

[Phantom Scroller]

hee hee hee

[lawson56]

  These Got me going this A,M,.Thanks Jim.  

[amazingkevin]

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd

eventually find me attractive . . . ..

 

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom,

until they're flashing behind you.

 

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the

local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

 

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking for it.

 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you . . . . .

#2 gave me goose bumps!

[LarryEA]

Thanks for the smiles......

[kywoodmaster]

Yes very true. Love them.