orangeman Posted April 17, 2016 Report Posted April 17, 2016 RULES AT THE NEW RETIREMENT COMPLEXOn the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of the rules: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male quarters to the females.Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60..... and a third time will cost you a fine of $180.Are there any questions?"A handsome older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass ?" wombatie, Phantom Scroller, Rob Roy and 2 others 5 Quote
Scrolling Steve Posted April 17, 2016 Report Posted April 17, 2016 Brian, Brian, Brian ! danny 1 Quote
amazingkevin Posted April 17, 2016 Report Posted April 17, 2016 RULES AT THE NEW RETIREMENT COMPLEX On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of the rules: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male quarters to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60..... and a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" A handsome older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass ?" I love it! :) :) :) danny and Rob Roy 2 Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted April 18, 2016 Report Posted April 18, 2016 What's the punch line then. HAAAAHAAAAA Roly Quote
Dan Posted April 19, 2016 Report Posted April 19, 2016 I'll take a season pass, please. Great one. Quote
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