Old maybe, senile NOT

[orangeman]

 

 

 

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much

younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

 

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

 

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

 

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.

'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.

 

The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said,'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,

'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call

the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

 

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir...There's no money

in that account.

 

'I know,' said the old man ...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'

 

Not All Seniors Are Senile!!

[Scrolling Steve]

          !

[amazingkevin]

 A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful muchyounger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.The old man seeing this said,'We'll take it.'The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said   'Sir...There's no money in that account.'I know,' said the old man ...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'Not All Seniors Are Senile!!

:shock:

[jerry1939]

Brian,

 

That sounds like a heck of a good plan.

1.  I'm old.

2.  I'm bald

3.  I don't think my wife would approve.

 

Does 2 out of 3 count for anything ? 

 

jerry

[LarryEA]

Har, I'll remember that!   maybe

[Lucky2]

The sly old fox.

Len

[lawson56]

       

[Phantom Scroller]

You don't want to know about my weekend.