wombatie Posted December 5, 2017 Report Posted December 5, 2017 CHRISTMAS CRACK-ME-UPS What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph. What would you call Santa if you found him living at the South Pole? A lost Claus. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer. What do you call an elf that sings? Elfis, or a Wrapper. Marg jerry1939, Dan, Lucky2 and 3 others 6 Quote
merlin Posted December 5, 2017 Report Posted December 5, 2017 Yeah.....can't beat an Aussie when she's on a roll.......... Thanks Marg................... wombatie 1 Quote
amazingkevin Posted December 5, 2017 Report Posted December 5, 2017 4 hours ago, wombatie said: CHRISTMAS CRACK-ME-UPS What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph. What would you call Santa if you found him living at the South Pole? A lost Claus. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer. What do you call an elf that sings? Elfis, or a Wrapper. Marg i never looked at it like that ! Quote
jbrowning Posted December 5, 2017 Report Posted December 5, 2017 Holly Cow, Mar is on a roll today. wombatie 1 Quote
Lucky2 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Posted December 8, 2017 Thanks Marg, These are all great facts to know. Len Quote
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