Newspaper Ad's

[Karl S]

People Say the Strangest Things:

These phrases were culled from the small ad columns of local newspapers in the UK and the USA.  Hidden message, when you think You've finished with your paper, check the small ads.

• Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.
• We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $10.00.
• Auto repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
• Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
• Tattoos done while you wait.
• Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.
• Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
• For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
• Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
• Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions.
• Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
• Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
• No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

[Scrolling Steve]

I like them !

[jerry1939]

Some that I have read:

A deer & a semi collided when the deer failed to yield the right-of way to the truck.

__________________ was cited for "attempting to annoy another person".

Free - Sears garage door opener.  Works, but sometimes you have to whack it.

Free - Riding lawn mower. Runs good, but makes a loud noise when the blades are engaged.

[wombatie]

Oh they were funny.   

Marg

[amazingkevin]

15 hours ago, Karl S said:

People Say the Strangest Things:

These phrases were culled from the small ad columns of local newspapers in the UK and the USA.  Hidden message, when you think You've finished with your paper, check the small ads.

• Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.
• We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $10.00.
• Auto repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
• Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
• Tattoos done while you wait.
• Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.
• Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
• For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
• Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
• Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions.
• Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
• Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
• No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

Karl Karl Karl !!!Bahahaha!!!!

[Lucky2]

Thanks Karl, these prove you sure have to be careful about how you word things.

Len